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Seriously.

Is it fucking impossible for you people to not get a cat? Why does everyone insist on getting the one animal that causes me to go into allergenic fucking coma upon entrance to your house. I think they just don't believe me when I say that I am truly and seriously allergic to them. They say "Oh it won't go in my room. We'll keep it off the furniture." It doesn't matter. My head will still feel like it's about to explode. My eyes will swell shut. I will leak goo out of all my orifices. I will be in such an extreme state of swollen, leaky misery that forming a coherent sentence is a chore. This is because I really am allergic to cats. Really, really, allergic to them. And so 9 out of 10 friends have to buy cats.

Fuck cats man. Fuck them straight to hell.

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imcrazyclaudia
Oct. 19th, 2008 06:44 pm (UTC)
Dogs for life! Sounds like a bummer, ryan. I hope things get better for you.
_nil_
Oct. 19th, 2008 11:51 pm (UTC)
hey, damnit. i had my cat before i had you. you're just gonna have to wait for the bitch to die. XD
tiny_bumblebee
Oct. 20th, 2008 12:43 am (UTC)
Goo from ALL of your orifices? Does that mean that in the allergic hell state you're also slightly aroused by cats?
reaverxvx
Oct. 20th, 2008 12:50 am (UTC)
It means that even my dick is leaking snot. :-p
hoboinacan
Oct. 20th, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
It has been compared to that before.
tiny_bumblebee
Oct. 21st, 2008 12:44 am (UTC)
Why do I ever try to out-gross you?
reaverxvx
Oct. 21st, 2008 01:23 am (UTC)
Kind of like screaming at a wall huh?
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